David Stern is no ordinary bald guy.
He’s a fully actualized bald man.
Stern has gone through all five stages of grieving for his hair, and he’s now in a better place. If you or someone you know wants to join him there, “The Balding Handbook” will provide you with a road map.
“The Balding Handbook” takes you beyond those embarrassing denial moments (hats, combovers, plugs, pieces), keeps you out of jail during that angry second stage, helps you construct a perfect offer to God while you bargain for your hair back, comforts you through the depths of balding depression, and brings you into the light.
Of course, you’ll need sunscreen when you get there…
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How pervasive is baldness?
From Dave Stern’s website www.thebaldinghandbook.com:
Consider these sobering statistics. There are approximately 3,500,000,000 men living on earth today. Of those, approximately 500,000,000 have experienced the heartbreak of male pattern baldness. HALF A BILLION! That’s 8 Englands, over 1 1/2 United States and more than 800 Baltimores. Virtually everyone on earth has been touched in some way by this horrible malady.
Oh, and check out Dave’s online petition to “rename our incredibly insensitively named national symbol the, “Bald Eagle”, to the “Follicly-Challenged” Eagle.”by