David Stern

Author of:
"The Balding Handbook"

David Frank Stern is perhaps the only Grief Counselor on Earth who specializes in the tragedy of Male Pattern Baldness. Inflicted with MPB since his twenties, Stern has become a leading advocate and spiritual advisor for bald men worldwide. He received his MBA (Master of Bald Advocacy) from F.U. in 1986. Stern recently applied to become a United States congressional lobbyist specializing in issues facing bald men. He's been patiently awaiting their response.